"I Went To A Concert And I Did Not Shit Myself" T-Shirt (V2)

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Featuring a bold, heavy-hitting Rockwell serif font, this Alternate V2 edition brings extra style to your festival survival story. Perfect for anyone who braved the long festival lines and managed to keep it all together without resorting to diapers.

T-Shirt Specs:

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

Size guide

  LENGTH (in) CHEST (in) SLEEVE (in)
S 28 ⅜ 31-34 9 ¼
M 29 ⅛ 35-38 9 ½
L 29 ⅞ 39-41 9 ⅝
XL 31 ⅛ 42-45 9 ⅞
2XL 32 ⅛ 46-48 10

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