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        Appearance isn’t everything… unless you’re in Hollywood. So you got a little older, put on a little weight, and look like any normal person your age looks, and now you’re not getting called for that big budget action sequel? Eh, screw ’em. Better to be comfortable in your skin, because it’s the only one you got.

        Shipping available to USA, Europe, UK, EFTA States, Canada, Australia/ NewZealand, Japan, Brazil. Shirts are expected to ship within 5-7 days, but as they're printed especially for you as soon as you place an order, it may take a bit longer than expected. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
         • 100% cotton
         • Tubular fabric
         • Taped neck and shoulders
         • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


        Size guide

          LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
        S (inches) 28 18 15 ⅝
        M (inches) 29 20 17
        L (inches) 30 22 18 ½
        XL (inches) 31 24 20
        2XL (inches) 32 26 21 ½
        3XL (inches) 33 28 22 ¾
        4XL (inches) 34 30 24 ¼
        5XL (inches) 35 32 25 ¼

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        A Consequence 's Official Web Shop Customer
        IG
        06/20/2022
        Ian G.
        United Kingdom United Kingdom
        I recommend this product

        Delivery at Mach 10.3

        How on earth did this get to the UK only 5 days after ordering? Fit is exactly as expected. Good fun wearing this to go see TGM for the third time.

        Consequence 's Official Web Shop Age-Appropriate T-Shirt Mach 2 Review
        07/17/2022

        Consequence 's Official Web Shop

        So happy to hear!

        J
        06/16/2022
        Jan
        United States United States

        Fits great

        As an old, fat, and age-appropriate person myself, I absolutely love this!