"I Went To A Concert And I Did Not Shit Myself" T-Shirt
Surviving the festival bathroom lines with your dignity intact is a major win. Wear your triumph proudly in this classic fit tee—because skipping the porta-potty disaster and coming out clean is always worth celebrating.
T-Shirt Specs:
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| LENGTH (in) | CHEST (in) | SLEEVE (in) | |
| S | 28 ⅜ | 31-34 | 9 ¼ |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 35-38 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅞ | 39-41 | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 31 ⅛ | 42-45 | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 32 ⅛ | 46-48 | 10 |
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